Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in Uh..me's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
9:36 pm	The Good Life  Manuelalkjfdklaf73a is living with me for now (never could spell that right..)  She's cute and all but she's so demanding.  And she takes up the TV way too much.  Oh and just so you know, she tivos HERSELF.  Who does that?  okay so I might have already had the tivo set so I'd catch her show, but no one needs to know that. Ha. Did some random bullshit this week with some random people and it just made me realize that I don't want to do "random bullshit with random people" anymore.  I'd rather do random bullshit with Manny.  Haha. Love that girl..even if she's short and thinks she's tough.  I'm so gonna marry you, Manuella Santos I have some random crap to do...Tomorrow we're doing a show on homeless midgets and strippers with genius IQ levels.  All in a day's work, I tell you, all in a day's work.. (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 26th, 2008
1:56 pm	So you all know.  Whatever.  It's out.  Go look for yourself since my lawyer says it'll be off the main website by next week.  Hurry hurry!  Especially you, Kerwin.  Make more notes about the lighting or whatever before it's too late.   I am suddenly being distracted by some short person.   I will update much more later.  I promise, all you dedicated fans, you. ;)   --Jay this chick does something to me, and i do something to her.  i want things to be okay this time. Current Mood: amused (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 17th, 2008
12:45 pm	Yeah.  So someone who uses his "celebrity" status to hit on 12 year old girls who ask for his autograph and then manages to make a disaster of a restaurant, all in the span of five minutes, is managing to go all "holier than thou" on me.  I guess it's because the redhead is suddenly in town and hot or whatever.  You're creepy.  Go overdose or something. Anyway this week has been absolutely insane.  I kind of wonder why the hell I bothered to show up sometimes, but then other times it's all so much like a train wreck -- you can't possibly look away.  Ha.  Um yeah so I managed to turn a lesbian into a...non-lesbian?  Not to mention I slept with Ashley Kerwin quite a few times.  Uh.  Wow.  Oh, you Degrassi girls...     I told her...and she told me some things.  She's the only one who knows...what the fuck is going on here... At least the last two nights were good. Current Mood: relaxed (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 12th, 2008
5:11 pm	you missed me   Well...I often wonder how I lived so long without Jesus in my life.  My life is such a blessing.  I live up in the mountains with my beautiful wife Darcy Hogart (yes, that Darcy.)  We have three amazing children, and one on the way!  How about that, eh?  Every night I read my bible and thank the mighty Lord for giving me the strength to LISTEN to all those who told me to give up my lying, stealing, and cheating ways back a few years ago.  They were all so smart!   Hahahahah fuck that...   Me being, well, me has helped me quite a lot the past few years.  Apparently this whole "radio personality" deal works for me.  It feels like I've been waiting to do this for my entire life, actually, which is probably completely sad but makes total sense too.  I took some time off from work for this whole, uh, thing.  I actually wasn't invited at first cause I didn't graduate, but then I pretended I was nice now and they let me go.   Anyway I'm going out... :)   -- Jay   P.S.  Oh and...Fuck all of you. Current Music: LORD I LIFT YOUR NAME I'M SO FUCKING HIGHHH (21 Comments |Comment on this)